TENNIS COURT

Mom: You gotta keep your eye on the ball.
Daughter: But mom, how can I keep my eye on the ball when my feet are itching like crazy?
M: Oh?  We better have a look.

LOCKER ROOM

M: Mmmm. Flaking.  Peeling.  That looks like athlete's foot.  Here's what I always use; Absorbine Jr.
     Absorbine Jr. stops itch in seconds.  Kills fungus on contact, to help heal athlete's foot.
D: Mom, I can feel it working!
M: Sure Absorbine Jr. works.  For me and my doubles partner.  Try some.